Hi Everyone! Just wanted to let you know that I have a new blog address:
Check it out and follow me there. I promise that the new blog is waaay better. It’s easier to find, navigate and read. Also, it is organic, sugar-free, healthier, and better for the environment. Plus, it can make you approximately .23% more attractive and .36% smarter. That’s a money back guarantee. Oh, blogs are free?
Soon I will no longer be posting to this blog, so please check out my new blog and follow me there!
On this beautiful Valentine’s Day, I have good news and I have better news. (Soo much better than the old Good News/Bad News game, right?) Do you want the good news or the better news first? Good news? Here it is. It is Valentine’s Day and someone loves you. Most likely, many people love you, but I hate to over-promise, so I am just going to say, “someone loves you.” Yes, even you. You who “hates” this over-commercialized, over-sexualized, over-it holiday. Yes you, Lonely Girl who just broke up with your boyfriend. Yes, even you, Douchey Guy, who broke up with your girlfriend so you didn’t have to buy her a gift and instead could go sleep with easy-target sad, drunk girls without dates on the most romantic day of the year.
No matter who you are, there is someone who loves you. A mom, a dad, a daughter, a son, a brother or sister, a grandparent, a friend, or a pet. And for those of you who truly have no one else… rest assured that I love you. I may not have ever met you, but I am pretty sure that if we met, we would hit it off. You are obviously smart and funny enough to read this blog, right? So I love you. Just don’t expect chocolates. Or sex.
Ok. So that’s the good news. The better news? Are you ready? The better news is that I have a wonderful new blog that is officially now up and running. It is 99.645% better, easier to navigate, nicer, and tastier than this one. It smells better too. Check it out!
Soon, I will be leaving this little blog behind, so if you enjoy my blog and want to continue following it, please sign up to receive it by email in the box in the top right corner on the new page. You can also follow me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Pinterest by clicking on those handy, little boxes. If you think I am wise and funny on my blog, wait till you see how wise and funny I am in 140 characters or less, and in my cool filtered photos, and repins of other things that even wiser and funnier people are pinning. And, as always, if you know someone who might enjoy my blog, please share it.
Have a great Valentine’s Day and always remember that a I love you. Yes, even you.