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Quote of the Day: On Prayer

“Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever … thy will be done. (munch munch munch)”

– Homer Simpson

ps.  There are now cookie crumbs all over my laptop keys from praying.  Anyone know a good way to get those out?

 

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