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Quote of the Day: “Dear Lord”

“Dear Lord. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here’s the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won’t ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.”

– Homer Simpson

God and I struck the same deal last night…

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